You smell nice, have you been out jogging.
You have got something on your chin, No not that one the other.
like the child I never had, thank god
If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.
How's your mother doing in the zoo?
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
Its not that your not important its that your less important than everyone else
You have a very striking face? How many times have you been struck there?
I'm blind, but jeez you're ugly.
If you laid on a beach they would roll you back in thinking you was a whale.
Her mental function can be graphed with a single dot.
Her mind would be unstable even mounted on a tripod.
Her sewing machine's been out of thread for some time now.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
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